Matt looked absolutely bride distraught. "Who would have 40 guessed size. I didn't 40 know." Matt grabbed Bill by the of shirt and almost yanked him off his feet and half way across the table. Their the drinks and everything else on the plus size mother of the bride dress table scattered 40. "Who could have guessed."
Bill fell of back in his seat. "It's ok, really. No size problem. I 40 got it. Be cool." The bouncer surprisingly stopped and stood watching the, waiting plus size mother of the bride dress for a cue to either smash Tokyo of or go quietly back bride into the sea inch. His job was to 40inchplussamples prevent disturbances, not cause them.
"Like I said, she liked to be...(searching for unfamiliar terms) put under...uh hypnotized. Then we'd play stuff like slave girl and robot and plus cheap hooker 40 and..."
"Ok. Ok. I get it."
"Hey buddy, easy..."
"Where, where 40 did she go?"
"Chunky size Monkey was a pet plus size mother of the bride dress name."
"For a plus monkey 40, she has dress pets?
"So her nickname for plus you is an 40 ice cream flavor." Bill wasn't following at all.
Now Bills eyes widened. His jaw 40 visibly dropped. His stare went kind of distant. Blank like he'd "gone under" himself.
Epilogue:
Matt looked absolutely bride distraught. "Who would have 40 guessed size. I didn't 40 know." Matt grabbed Bill by the of shirt and almost yanked him off his feet and half way across the table. Their the drinks and everything else on the plus size mother of the bride dress table scattered 40. "Who could have guessed."
Bill fell of back in his seat. "It's ok, really. No size problem. I 40 got it. Be cool." The bouncer surprisingly stopped and stood watching the, waiting plus size mother of the bride dress for a cue to either smash Tokyo of or go quietly back bride into the sea inch. His job was to 40inchplussamples prevent disturbances, not cause them.
"Ok. Ok. I get it."
"Hey buddy, easy..."
"Where, where 40 did she go?"
"Chunky size Monkey was a pet plus size mother of the bride dress name."
